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99.999% Tank Top

Description: My uptime is better than most SLA agreements you get from Saas platforms. I'm part of the 99.999% club!

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I SELF-HOST, THEREFORE I AM Tank Top

Description: I don't remember life before I self-hosted my services. I self-host, therefore I am.

Tags: network, network administrator, network engineer, networking, sysadmin

I SELF-HOST, THEREFORE I AM Tank Top

$22.00

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